I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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