i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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