Never write on a napkin "my face, your boobs" with your phone number and give it to a girl. Just a tip of the day from my nightly experiences lol.
We need to hang out more often
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
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