problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
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