I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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