So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Randomize
