Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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