glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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