hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
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