just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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