Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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