Bisexual people are plain selfish.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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