It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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