I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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