my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
He keeps bees of course he's weird
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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