Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
when I woke up the last searched thing on my phone was "how to make a fireproof dress" I need to stop drinking.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
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