so explain again why im purple
no
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Randomize
