I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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