i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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