Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
Blowjobs in the shower are a lot like blowjobs not in the shower. Awesome.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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