Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I woke up with fried rice in my sweatshirt pocket came downstairs and found all the chicken in the fridge gone. I'm THAT roommate aren't I?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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