Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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