are you so shy because you have an std?
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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