yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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