I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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