New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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