He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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