Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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