Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
