so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Randomize
