Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
How external is "for external use only"?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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