Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
For future reference: bathtub full of cheeseburgers = win.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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