It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
How external is "for external use only"?
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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