Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
There's somethin not right about having to take the batteries out of your 27 year old boyfriends gameboy to use in your vibrator
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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