someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
where are you?
Hypothermia
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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