I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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