Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
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