My brain says no but my pants say off.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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