Have you finally orgasmed yet?
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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