Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
You made me cry and you don't even care
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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