We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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