you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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