i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I touched a dick in church today
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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