I am in a vortex of obligation.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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