yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
me + whiskey = a bad person
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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