And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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