dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
My life is pants optional.
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