so just incase I die tonight I'm making a list of people that I don't want to be let in to my funeral
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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