You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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