So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
