I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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