dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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